Well, the results are in…
I’m officially ex-diabetic!
Celebrating in style,
After spending one last, long while
In that sodding clinic!
And it’s not that I didn’t love
Burning the hours
In front of their daytime TV;
But when the BBC offered a Sheriffs repeat …
Well, that was the last straw for me!
Yes, I’m done with tests and needles, Husband,
Scans and doplars too;
I’m done with childbearing, matter-of-fact-
Next one down the clinic is you!
(*Pretends not to sob into cheesecake*)