Well, the results are in…

Drumroll please…

I’m officially ex-diabetic!

Celebrating in style,

After spending one last, long while

In that sodding clinic!

And it’s not that I didn’t love

Burning the hours

In front of their daytime TV;

But when the BBC offered a Sheriffs repeat …

Well, that was the last straw for me!

Yes, I’m done with tests and needles, Husband,

Scans and doplars too;

I’m done with childbearing, matter-of-fact-

Next one down the clinic is you!

(*Pretends not to sob into cheesecake*)