So the votes are counted…

I didn’t win.

Most of you traitors sided with him!

So off he’s gone, with a trumpety trump;

Carrying not one,

but two shirts in his trunk.

The red one is packed,

The tea towel still contends;

But he’s ditched the safe black

And taken… navy instead?!

(Probably to make sure I definitely wasn’t right,

Let’s be honest;

It’s not often he wins this kind of fight!)

So while I’m still not sure on that,

At least he does have back up!

Just such a shame

That I’ll now spend most of his day,

Wondering what’s under the new Priest’s cassock?!

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Still…. can’t be worse than last year, hey?