So the votes are counted…
I didn’t win.
Most of you traitors sided with him!
So off he’s gone, with a trumpety trump;
Carrying not one,
but two shirts in his trunk.
The red one is packed,
The tea towel still contends;
But he’s ditched the safe black
And taken… navy instead?!
(Probably to make sure I definitely wasn’t right,
Let’s be honest;
It’s not often he wins this kind of fight!)
So while I’m still not sure on that,
At least he does have back up!
Just such a shame
That I’ll now spend most of his day,
Wondering what’s under the new Priest’s cassock?!
Still…. can’t be worse than last year, hey?